![]() ![]() "I am driving in the left lane on I-95 in Virginia (during a 10-hour drive) when I look in the rear-view mirror and notice the boy giggling and smearing chocolate all over his face. Here are 13 parents with their very best poop-tales. and blackmail for when your child becomes a salty teenager. And while it's absolutely horrifying in the moment, it always, ultimately, makes for a really good story. This is a diaper that chills the blood of an experienced poop-handler. You didn't understand how you would ever get used to it, but somehow, in time, it barely fazes you. You didn't realize how different baby poop is from adult poop or how much mental energy it would require to constantly deal with it. ![]() But the truth is, you can't really know until you're actually elbows deep in your infant's 10th diaper of the day to realize, before now, you didn't know sh*t about sh*t. ![]() Look, everyone going into the parenting business knows they're in for a small mountain of poo for the next couple years. Because when a night out costs double what it used to (#babysitters) you learn to make your own fun. ![]() They are the tales we tell around the proverbial campfire to delight other parents, the yarns we spin to frighten our child-free and expecting friends. Every parent I know has a horrifying diaper blowout story. ![]()
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